Funny Things

As a mom, there are many things I end up doing that may not be  normal for other people. And I thought it'd be fun to list a few awkward/funny things that have happened since becoming a mother ;)    - I have used burp rags as Kleenex..... yes, yes I have. Oh and not for the kids, for myself have I used these things in a pinch.   - I get yelled, screamed, and talked back at/to on a daily basis by my bosses hahaha and those are usually followed by snuggles, talk about a complex for mommy!   - My biggest problem currently is where to put my Christmas tree where it won't interfere with the baby swing!   - Often "breakfast" consists of anything I find in the house. Usually Pop Tarts or cookies hahaha   - I find myself thinking "Did I throw out that diaper or is it still on he ottoman....?" as I lay down for bed at night. And I just shrug and hope for the best   -  When I shop online I am always drawn to the kid stuff. I don't even notice anymore.   - I'm in bed and usually asleep by 9 at night. And I'm up by 7-8:30 every morning......ugh.....   - Laundry is almost a daily chore. How can 4 people possibly create so much?!   - My "me time" consists of a bathroom trip when Daddy's home so I can close the door.   - I've gone 4 days without showering and didn't even notice..... yeah trust me, it is totally shameful and I now make an effort to put it on my list to do hahaha   - Laundry is my biggest pleasure.  I LOVE having it all done and put away, plus now that I use a homemade detergent, it's SOOO cheap to do laundry all the time and the crystals I choose for smell are da BOMB!    - apple juice is something we can NEVER be out of! Or there will be the biggest meltdown of all time   - I get so excited to go ANYWHERE alone hahaha I know there's more and more funny ones but at the moment this is it!  What are some funny things that happen around your house?