10 November 2014

Funny Things

As a mom,
there are many things I end up doing that may not be 
normal for other people.
And I thought it'd be fun to list a few awkward/funny things
that have happened since becoming a mother ;)
 
 - I have used burp rags as Kleenex.....
yes, yes I have.
Oh and not for the kids, for myself have I used these things in a pinch.
 
- I get yelled, screamed, and talked back at/to on a daily basis
by my bosses hahaha
and those are usually followed by snuggles,
talk about a complex for mommy!
 
- My biggest problem currently is where to put my Christmas tree where it won't
interfere with the baby swing!
 
- Often "breakfast" consists of anything I find in the house.
Usually Pop Tarts or cookies hahaha
 
- I find myself thinking "Did I throw out that diaper or is it still on he ottoman....?"
as I lay down for bed at night.
And I just shrug and hope for the best
 
-  When I shop online I am always drawn to the kid stuff.
I don't even notice anymore.
 
- I'm in bed and usually asleep by 9 at night.
And I'm up by 7-8:30 every morning......ugh.....
 
- Laundry is almost a daily chore.
How can 4 people possibly create so much?!
 
- My "me time" consists of a bathroom trip when Daddy's home
so I can close the door.
 
- I've gone 4 days without showering and didn't even notice.....
yeah trust me, it is totally shameful and I now make an effort
to put it on my list to do hahaha
 
- Laundry is my biggest pleasure. 
I LOVE having it all done and put away,
plus now that I use a homemade detergent,
it's SOOO cheap to do laundry all the time
and the crystals I choose for smell are da BOMB! 
 
- apple juice is something we can NEVER be out of!
Or there will be the biggest meltdown of all time
 
- I get so excited to go ANYWHERE alone hahaha
I know there's more and more funny ones but at the moment this is it!
 What are some funny things that happen around your house?
 
 

2 comments:

  1. I've been cracking up about this list all week. I use baby blankets to blow my nose on the regular. Gross? Yes. But they're so handy!

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